COWPENS "CURSE" COSTS ANOTHER SENIOR
OFFICER'S CAREER - LATEST OVERBOARD IS SHIP'S
XO - CMDR ARMANDO RAMIREZ SAID TO HAVE
BEEN INVOLVED IN "ALCOHOL-RELATED" INCIDENT
TEXAS NATIVE FOURTH SENIOR OFFICER TO WALK
PLANK SINCE "HORRIBLE HOLLY GRAF"

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Get out the scorecard, gang. Yet another senior officer on the cursed guided-missile cruiser Cowpens has just been relieved of duty.

This time it's the "Mighty Moo's" executive officer, CMDR Armando Ramirez. And that's no bull!

The Corpus Christi, Tex. native showed up inebriated in San Diego where the troubled warship calls home port. He was given a chance to "sleep it off," aboard the Cowpens, but stupidly jumped into his car and sped off, despite being drunk as a skunk.

It didn't take long for Ramirez to be nabbed by the cops and now he faces the end of his Naval career.

"HORRIBLE HOLLY" WAS THE FIRST

The trouble began back in 2010, with "Horrible Holly Graf," the female Captain Bligh. She was such a shrieking bitch - she screamed curse words while hurling hard objects at her crew, and grabbed two officers by the throat - that hard taskmaster Bligh appeared gentle and benign in comparison.

Things got so bad, the Navy had to relieve the leather-skinned, (alleged) "man-hating lesbian" while the ship was still deployed at sea. Graf hired hard-charging attorney, Charlie Gittins. The kid sister of an active-duty admiral, the "sea witch" was allowed to retire without a well-deserved reduction in rank.

Her successor in the captain's chair (see related stories box below) was caught banging other officer's wives, and was relieved.

After CAPT Marin walked the plank, his successor, CAPT Greg Gombert, "dug a hole for himself with his dick," according to a member of the "Moo's" crew.

"SAVAGE" CHENG "SMOKING-HOT"

The object of his affection was a smoking hot Cheng named (we don't make this stuff up) Destiny Savage. The sexy engineering officer, a new lt. commander, was seen in the captain's cabin, holding hands with Gombert on deck, and going off alone with goofy Gombert during ports of call.

Since the Cowpens was temporarily without the services of an executive officer at the time, XO Savage got the job. Gombert stayed in his cabin, waited on by "Destiny," claiming he was incommunicado because the skipper was "incapacitated" by a bad case of the flu.

Yeah, right.

THE CURSE WILL CONTINUE

Who's going to be next on the list? Will senior officers retire rather than accept a transfer to the cursed ship?

We haven't heard of any ghosts in the galley or objects flying through the air, but from what the crew tells us, the Cowpens definitely has a "curse."

One thing is for sure. MilitaryCorruption.com and our crew-member CI's will keep you dear readers posted on any and all future developments. From the way things have transpired since "Horrible Holly" was taken off ship, we can be sure more hi jinks are soon to come.

 

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FLASH NEWS BULLETIN

THE "FEMALE CAPTAIN BLIGH" ESCAPES JUSTICE
HORRIBLE HOLLY GRAF TO BE RETIRED IN-GRADE
GETS GENERAL DISCHARGE BUT NO PUNISHMENT
FOR EGREGIOUS CONDUCT - STAYS A CAPTAIN
BUT AT LEAST WILL NEVER BE ADMIRAL - BOARD
OF INQUIRY SPLIT ON VOTE 2-TO-1. ONE FEMALE
ADMIRAL ON THREE-MEMBER PANEL - CREW OF
COWPENS CONTACTS MILITARYCORRUPTION.COM
CALLS GRAF SLUR "WORST SHIP ON WATERFRONT"
A FLAT-OUT LIE - "WE WERE BEST, DESPITE HER."
IS THERE A CURSE ON THE COWPENS? - HOLLY
GRAF'S REPLACEMENT, CAPT ROBERT MARIN,
RELIEVED OF COMMAND - NAVY FLAK SAYS
SKIPPER DUMPED FOR "INAPPROPRIATE
BEHAVIOR" - NO OTHER EXPLANATION OFFERED
IS THE COWPENS CURSED? - THIRD SKIPPER
OF NAVY CRUISER CANNED IN LAST FOUR
YEARS - GREGORY GOMBERT WALKS PLANK
ALONG WITH HIS CMC GABRIEL KEETON
"FAILED INSPECTIONS" OFFICIAL CAUSE OF
FIRINGS, BUT DID HIGHLY-RESPECTED CAPTAIN
GET CAUGHT IN "POLITICAL CROSSHAIRS?"
GHOST OF "HORRIBLE HOLLY GRAF" LIVES ON
THE "CURSE OF THE COWPENS" CONTINUES
THIRD SKIPPER IN FOUR YEARS RELIEVED OF
COMMAND - CAPT GREG GOMBERT FIRED
FOR FRATERNIZATION WITH SEXY, YOUNG
OFFICER - HOT BABE LT CMDR DESTINY SAVAGE
ALSO GETS ADMIRAL'S MAST - NO DETAILS ON
HER PUNISHMENT (IF ANY) - "CREW PUT AT RISK"
SOURCES TELL MILITARYCORRUPTION.COM