CREEPY TED CRUZ - THE WOULD-BE
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From the beginning of this election season, Bible-thumping Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has made our skin crawl. "Creepy" is the best way to describe him
There's just something about Ted that never rang true. We are old enough to recall another pious moralizer who was nailed not once, but twice in three years, employing the services of a prostitute. "Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned," wailed the weeping "Rev." Jimmy Swaggart, the first time his less-than-holy activities were exposed.
Even after cops nabbed him a couple years later with another hooker he'd picked up on the highway, his devout and foolish followers kept pouring money into the collection plate. And today, the reverend lives in a multi-million dollar home on his church compound in Baton Rouge, La. He drives a Mercedes and son "Donnie" and Jimmy's hatchet-faced wife both haul down $200,000 a year salaries.
P.T. Barnum was right. There's a sucker born every minute, and sadly, many of them attend such mega-churches across our country.
We can't recall a campaign - except perhaps Pat Robertson's ill-fated presidential bid in 1988 - that had more sanctimonious statements uttered by "God's man." Former shock jock Glenn Beck, whom some fear is slowly going insane on his daily radio and TV Trump-bashing program, recently said God told him that Ted Cruz was a "king" and God's "anointed one."
A CONSERVATIVE, OR JUST A CON-MAN?
The Princeton-educated, would-be commander-in-chief, has done everything but handle snakes and babble in tongues to convince his gullible supporters that he is a God-fearing Christian and the only "real conservative" in the GOP race.
Even that is in question. Cruz started out a Bush loyalist in Texas, but soon his obnoxious manner and obvious megalomania found him shunted to the side. So he reinvented himself as a tea-party stalwart and defeated GOP establishment choice, then-Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, in the Republican primary for an open U. S. senate seat. He easily won in November in the overwhelmingly Red state.
His wife Heidi has an interesting background as well. The onetime aide to pro-abortion Condoleeza Rice, and a vice president at hated Goldman Sachs on Wall Street, is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, anathema to "real" conservatives everywhere.
Donald J. Trump has dubbed Heidi's hubby "Lyin' Ted" for his propensity to shade the truth
A SOLID TRACK RECORD ON
The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has a pretty good track record at bringing down errant politicians and corrupt celebrities. Just ask ex-Sen. Gary Hart, the "Rev." Jesse "love child" Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Tiger Woods, and disgraced former Sen. John Edwards, if the tabloid's stories don't hold up in court.
In their March 25 issue, America's leading supermarket scandal sheet reveals Ted may have a problem keeping his "pecker" (same name as the ENQUIRER boss, David Pecker) in his pants. The paper published pix of five alleged mistresses to the married moralizer. We can report three of the women have been widely identified as now-Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson, hard-charging CNN talking head and crazed Cruzbot Amanda Carpenter, and Fiorina Carly campaign chief Sarah Isgor Flores.
We understand Pierson's reluctance to recall any possible sex-capades with her onetime boss Ted Cruz. The truth on that will come out soon.
As for Carpenter, she's an especially nasty bit of business. The venom she has for Trump literally oozes out of her slit-like mouth. Her behavior is especially bizarre, a reader writes: "She defends Cruz like she's his loyal Doberman and spits out hate (for Trump) with such ferocity you would think he was part of Isis. But it goes beyond just being anti-Donald. The intense animosity shown toward Trump voters, well . . . to her, it seems very, very personal."
Go check Amanda's FACEBOOK page, dear reader, and you will agree with us, the next time the married Carpenter, a mom of two, takes a "selfie" in a hotel room, wearing a short skirt, she should put the condoms out of sight. Take a good look by her right thigh. That's a black-wrapper "two-pack" of unused rubbers. "Oops," as Gov. Rick Perry might say.
WAS THE $500,000 "HUSH MONEY"
The most interesting of the three women named above is Flores.
If you are looking for the smoking-gun that could absolutely upend pious Ted, check with the Federal Elections Commission. We know that they know the Cruz campaign made a very unusual "donation" to rival Carly Fiorina's faltering campaign back in July of 2015.
A half million dollars - 500,000 greenbacks - mysteriously was transferred from Cruz political action committee "Keep the Promise I" into Carly's coffers. Why?
Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear take a dump in the woods? Is the strange payout a "pay-off" of hush money to keep it quiet that the pretty Flores and holy Ted were once an item? If the Hillary-enabling mainstream media can show a little less bias and more journalistic enterprise, perhaps they can expose Sen. Cruz as the fake, phony and fraud he is.
Let's hope they do.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: -- We realize thousands of our daily readers are politically conservative Christians and may be offended by our blunt expose of Bible-waving Cruz. Our apologies for getting you, especially the Kool-Aide drinkers, in an uproar. But you need to know you have been taken to the cleaners. .
For the record, our combat-disabled editor-in-chief says: "Christ is my Savior, and on this Easter Sunday, I do not enjoy bursting the bubble of so many who were duped by the likes of Ted Cruz. Hold onto your wallets, folks, and remember the Bible verse about "sheep in wolf's clothing." Amen.]