BULLETIN

Former NASA Astronaut Lisa Nowak, who allegedly wore diapers during her late night ride from Texas to Florida to confront a female love rival, has received no jail time and one year's probation from a Florida judge.

The Naval Academy graduate was told by Judge Marc Lubet in Orlando, Fla. to write a "sincere" letter of apology to Air Force Capt. Claire Shipman, the woman Nowak fought for the affections of dirtbag ex-lover Bill Oefelein.

As part of a plea-agreement, Nowak pleaded guilty to felony burglary of a car and misdemeanor battery.

At press time, the Navy was not commenting if they intended to court-martial the love-struck captain, or just let her quietly retire.

Nowak's former boyfriend, who dumped her for a younger woman, now lives in Alaska and plans to marry galpal Shipman sometime next year.

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NEVER LIED ABOUT BEING "ABDUCTED" OR
$CAMMED AN UNDESERVED "DISABILITY" PENSION
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AND NAVAL ACADEMY GRADUATE "ALREADY
HAS SUFFERED MORE THAN ENOUGH"

B U L L E T I N

MURDER CHARGE DROPPED IN LOVESICK
ASTRONAUT CASE - NAVY CAPTAIN LISA NOWAK
GETS A BREAK - WILL FACE INTENT TO KIDNAP
AND ASSAULT CHARGES - NO WORD ON POSSIBLE
COURT-MARTIAL - 43 YEAR-OLD NAVAL ACADEMY
GRADUATE REMAINS FREE ON BOND