DIAPER-WEARING FORMER ARMY JAG ARRESTED
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In the 15 years we've been online, MilitaryCorruption.com has written about diaper-wearing adult military members - remember Lisa Nowak (see related stories box below) - just once.
Now it's happened again. Is that pigs we just saw flying through the sky?
The former Navy captain and NASA "astro-nut," - as some wags dubbed her - told police she was wearing the underwear because of her long drive from Houston to Florida, where she planned to bitch-slap a female Air Force captain for stealing her "boyfriend." The diaper would preclude her having to "stop" and answer the call of nature on the lengthy trip.
FORMER JAG HAD ON AN ADULT DIAPER
Andrew Schmuhl didn't have any excuse when cops nabbed him and his wife, not long after the duo allegedly invaded the home of a prominent Virginia lawyer.
Arresting officers were slack-jawed to find the 31 year-old ex-Army JAG naked behind the steering wheel of his car, except for an adult-size diaper around his waist. At least there wasn't a pacifier in his mouth or rattle resting on the front seat. But there was evidence found, like a taser gun that was used on Mr. and Mrs. Leo Fisher in their exclusive McLean, Va. mansion.
Sources tell us that Schmuhl, unemployed the past two and a half years after suffering a supposed "back injury" (or did the former military lawyer score himself a fat, phony "disability" pension, as some such barristers are wont to do?) had served at Fort Drum and Ft. Belvoir.
At press time, we don't know why he's no longer an Army JAG, but we welcome e-mail INTEL from our readers who may have crossed paths with this character in the past.
WIFE HAD BEEN FIRED BY VICTIM AT LAW FIRM
Investigators say the Schmuhl couple terrorized the Fishers for several hours, zapping them with stun guns, carving them up with knives, and at one point, firing a bullet into the wall.
Reportedly, Alecia was pissed she had been let go by the law firm of Bean, Kinney and Korman. The cause, we are told, was "unsatisfactory performance."
Leo Fisher, listed in critical condition in an area hospital, was managing director of the firm, and obviously the object of the Schmuhls' ire.
So far, Andrew has been charged with two counts of malicious wounding and abduction by force, while his fierce frau was tagged with felony eluding and an obstruction of justice rap.
|LISA NOWAK OUT OF NAVY - OFFICIALLY
RETIRED - GETS "OTH" DISCHARGE - BUST IN
RANK TO 0-5 - SAGA OF DIAPER-WEARING
FORMER ASTRONAUT ENDS - ASST NAVY
SECRETARY SAYS NOWAK'S CONDUCT "FELL
WELL SHORT OF THAT EXPECTED OF SENIOR
OFFICIALS OF OUR NAVY" BUT NO COMMENT
ON KID-GLOVE TREATMENT OF "HORRIBLE"
HOLLY GRAF - IF YOU "CONNECTED" WITH REAR
ADMIRAL SISTER, PENTAGON'S "THE SISTERHOOD"
NO LOSS OF RANK FOR TWO ASSAULTS ON
SUBORDINATE OFFICERS - "DRAG-RACING" AT SEA
ORDERING FALSIFICATION OF SHIP'S LOG
NEARLY RUNNING DESTROYER AGROUND - THE
"FEMALE CAPTAIN BLIGH" STILL ON ACTIVE DUTY